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Budgets Suck

February 22, 2012

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In my current effort to show my husband that I really CAN stick to a budget if I want to (I have just never wanted to before), I have been keeping a spreadsheet of expenses. I have been diligent in writing down every expense right down to the $1.30 it costs to get a Bluray out […]

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Car Pool

February 18, 2012

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Twice a day, five days a week, nine months out of the year, women of school-aged children suffer from it… mind-numbing boredom, which makes a spike to the frontal lobe seem like a welcome respite… we call it: Car Pool. If you have nothing better to do, you can  be first in line and wait 45 minutes […]

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10 Ways to Drive your Man WILD in Bed!

February 12, 2012

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If you are an old, married woman and looking for some laughs… get yourself an issue of “Cosmopolitan”.  Remember Cosmo?… the magazine, not the drink?  You know… from the 80’s… maybe 90’s?  There comes a time in your life when you leave Cosmo behind and somehow forget about it. You get older.  Married.  Have children.  […]

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The Summer of Jaws

February 8, 2012

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For me, 2010 was the Summer of Jaws.  My husband, daughter and I had just arrived in St. Augustine for an extended holiday weekend.  We drove straight to the beach upon arrival, which happened to be around the standard dinner hour for sharks, also known as, “dusk”… I should have known better.  The sun was […]

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Another Story about Winnie the Poop

February 7, 2012

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Returning to a subject that is near and dear to my heart, and in an attempt to swear less offensively in future blog entries… I am revisiting the topic of a previous post:  “Everyone has a poop story to tell… here is mine.” Now there has been some discussion about this, so let me clarify.  […]

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No Judgment…

February 5, 2012

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Fuck it… OK, a LOT of judgment.  Before I had a child, I had many an idea on how best to raise children.  Now, I never said anything to anyone’s face (I hope) but oh, I had some comments when they were not within ear shot. Babies, much less toddlers, sleeping in the parental bed?  […]

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Damn It All to Hell…

February 2, 2012

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I like to swear… damn it.  It is truly my vice, if I actually thought there was anything wrong with it… yes, it is true, I like to swear.  Like a sailor.  A sailor who has spent a LOT of time at sea. Or a prisoner.  On death row. And I have heard the line, […]

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