Archive | April, 2012

Duck Gang Bang

April 27, 2012

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Today, I watched a perfectly respectable lady duck being gang raped by a bunch of rowdy boy ducks.  I first noticed the increasingly angry, “get away from me” quacks, followed by lustful, “but I love you, Mon Cherie!” noises, and then saw the poor girl racing for her life, followed by a couple of randy […]

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Can I please have my bed back now?

April 12, 2012


After weathering the twin tsunamis of weaning and potty training, the two most anxiety producing events in a new mom’s life, my husband and I decided that after 5 YEARS, we might like to sleep next to each other in the bed again. Not only did “Our Precious” sleep between us, but due to her […]

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