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The Link to my Storytelling Performance: “Breastfeeding… Forever”

May 22, 2012

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2lhBnbk5qk&feature=email  

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Sitters vs Squatters… the Revolution is ON.

May 14, 2012

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If you are a Squatter – meaning one who hovers with their bottom above the toilet like an alien aircraft, spraying urine all over the lid, then leaving the bathroom with their DNA splattered all over the place like a male dog – this story is for you. We, the Sitters of the world, are […]

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PPS: Perverts, Peeping Toms and Skeevy Old Men

May 10, 2012

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Every woman, young or old, fat or thin, pretty or plain, has at some point in her life been the object of unwanted affection from Perverts, Peeping Toms and Skeevy Old Men (PPS’s). Considering the fact that even an average woman cannot escape this inevitable fact of life, I cannot imagine what beautiful women, with […]

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Breastfeeding… FOREVER – The Performance Version

May 8, 2012

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I knew before my child was born that I would breast feed.  I didn’t even take the free formula home with me from the hospital.  I took a breastfeeding class, read books, and watched You Tube videos.  I was ready. What I was not ready for was the mind-blowing, toe-curling pain that occurred every time […]

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Now, what did I come in here for?

May 6, 2012

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Since I posted a story in December called “Getting Old, Going Blind”, there has been no slowdown in the dimming of my vision.  I see less clearly every day, but now, a new fear has crept into my heart… wait… what was I just talking about?  Oh, yeah, my memory sucks. I have worn glasses […]

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Redhead: Demon or Diva?

May 4, 2012

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My stories have been a little dark lately what with wanting to beat up children and killing Santa and all… so I thought I would lighten the mood a bit. For those who don’t know me personally, I’m a redhead.  Natural.  Never been colored.  The carpet matches the drapes. My life was once kind of […]

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Death to Santa

May 3, 2012

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Dear Santa, Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy:  I wish you were dead.   As a child, I don’t remember ever believing that Santa and the Easter Bunny had such deep pockets.  I distinctly remember my mom saying, “I don’t know if Santa can bring that; it might be too expensive.” Somehow, the fact that a […]

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