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Santa Bunny

March 31, 2013

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  When I was a child, lo those many decades ago, on Christmas Eve Santa brought a wide selection of toys – and always one big thing – spread out under the tree to be pounced upon at the crack of dawn.  Christmas morning, 1977 was the last time I rose before the sun without […]

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Asshat of the Week! – March 29, 2013

March 29, 2013

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Remember when Sandra Bullock was married to Jesse James?  What the hell was that about, huh? In 2010, after five years of marriage, and just days after winning an Oscar for “The Blind Side” (really not an Oscar-worthy performance, but who am I?  Rex Reed?), Sandra Bullock, and the rest of the world, discovers that […]

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Cupcakes that look like Shit… Literally…

March 29, 2013

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I once had a dog that ate my other dog’s shit.  He knew he wasn’t supposed to, so he would try to sneak and do it.  And if you caught him and started yelling at him to stop, he would start gobbling faster trying to choke it down before you could get to him. One […]

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Gay Wedding

March 27, 2013

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People say, “why do gay people have to get MARRIED?” “Why can’t they just have a civil union, or get powers of attorney or whatever to satisfy their legal options? Why does it have to be marriage?” I kind of thought the same thing once upon a time, and then I read a story about […]

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Asshat of the Week – March 27, 2013

March 27, 2013

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On Friday, March 22nd, 2013, a young, black male in Brunswick, GA murdered a baby execution-style (bullet to the head) in a mugging attempt.  The baby – who had not yet celebrated his second birthday – was killed in his stroller, while his mom fought for his life, taking a bullet herself.  This is a […]

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Love Sandwich

March 27, 2013

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I was on a long, dull, road trip with my daughter, listening to her inane Kidz Bop CD, when I was struck by the insanity of the lyrics from a Justin Bieber song, “As Long as You Love Me” and was instantly transported back to 1990. The lyrics go like this, “As long as you […]

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Asshat of the Week – March 22, 2013

March 22, 2013

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I know that based on my usual jabbering, most people would think that I was a Liberal Democrat… to which I would say, “Ha!  It’s not that easy.”  I distinctly remember walking into my high school cafeteria upon turning 18, lo’ those many years ago, and registering to vote.  “Independent”, I cried!  I didn’t want […]

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Asshat of the Week – March 15, 2013

March 18, 2013

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Taking a look at all of the Republican Rock Stars in attendance at the Conservative Political Action Conference this week, it was one hilarious romp after another, and as always, there was the caustic and perpetually ugly Ann Coulter, whose professional and financial success speaks to the failure of our species as deserving of the […]

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Thank You for Being a Friend

March 1, 2013

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As many of you know, I declared jihad on Walmart on February 5th of this year.  If you are not aware of the situation, read the posts “Walmart I hate you as I hate myself” and “Over the Wall.” I just made a commitment to my mental health and quality of life, that as God as my […]

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Asshat of the Week – March 1st, 2013

March 1, 2013

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I grew up in the heyday of powerful, influential, ubiquitous televangelists.  Mid- 1970’s – I’m talking the big boys – Jerry Falwell, Jim Bakker, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swaggart… I was 10-years-old in 1975 and I don’t remember a time in which I visited my great-grandmother that one of the T.V. preachers wasn’t on… and those […]

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