Archive | May, 2013

Asshat of the Week – May 21, 2013

May 22, 2013


  Michele Bachmann cracks me up. There are many issues that are important to her, but nothing lights a fire in her belly as much as her fear of a God-sponsored Armageddon destroying Sodom and Gomorrah… oops, I meant America… due to the mere existence of homosexuals. Also, apparently she is a witch. For years, […]

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Asshat of the Week – May 16, 2013

May 17, 2013


“One who has their head so far up their ass as to appear to be wearing their ass as a hat.” I had a couple other people lined up as upcoming Asshat of the Week recipients, but today I read something that just boggled my mind, and lo and behold a new Asshat winner was declared. By […]

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Happy Mother’s Day!

May 10, 2013


My ideal Mother’s Day would be one in which I was mostly alone, without my child or even my husband. I know.  I know.  I’m gonna burn in hell. Actually, I’m out there totally kickin’ ass 364 days a year to give my daughter the childhood I wish I’d had; and a gift to honor […]

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Asshat of the Week – May 2, 2013

May 3, 2013


With regard to gun ownership and violent incidents in the United States, the news just keeps getting better and better.  Sure, violent criminals kill people with guns, and definitely crazy people kill people with guns, but then there are always the “accidents” to consider; the 9 – year-old accidentally shot by his father as they […]

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Winn Dixie Hates Families

May 1, 2013


I hate these godforsaken “discount cards” required by most stores now in order to get their advertised best price.  I remember a decade ago, when I first became aware of this demonic practice.  It was a Kroger store in Bowling Green, KY.  (It’s particularly stupid when necessary in a city in which you don’t live, […]

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