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July 24, 2015

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One Door Closes and Another One Opens

ThinkandPonder has officially closed its doors! BUT, and it is a big but, much like my own, I am now blogging at my other site http://www.cheap-therapy-storytelling-show. “Cheaper Than Therapy” is my live storytelling show website, as well as my blog. Fair warning, some stories here will be re-posted there, so forgive the repeats! So, you […]

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July 23, 2015

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Number 2: A Meditation on European Toilets

My fascination with toilets goes back to when I realized on my first overseas trip that not everyone was privileged to have a giant “American toilet” that uses five gallons of water for every five ounces of urine. Americans love wasting natural resources.  It’s in our blood.  Our ancestors came here, discovered unimaginable riches – mostly because […]

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June 25, 2015

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Check out my new “Plan for America!”

At this link: And while you’re there, check out Ami Mattison’s new story “Old Lady Man.” Enjoy! And leave some comments!

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June 16, 2015

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My Year of The Shark

Originally posted on thinkandponder:
I was a hyper-sensitive 10-year-old in 1975, when my parents thought it would be a great idea to take me and my 6-year-old sister to see JAWS at a drive-in theater in a little town close to ours. That shit messed me up to this day. This image has terrified me for…

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June 14, 2015

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The Struggle is Real, Ya’ll

(To all my lovely Followers, thinkandponder will soon be coming to an end and will officially become the blog of Cheaper Than Therapy – A Storytelling Show. http://www.cheap-therapy-storytelling-show.com. Posts will be made in both locations until June 30, 2015. If you wish to stay in touch, please follow the CTT page so you don’t miss […]

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June 12, 2015

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Southerners Don’t Like Rules

(To all my lovely Followers, thinkandponder will soon be coming to an end and will officially become the blog of Cheaper Than Therapy – A Storytelling Show. http://www.cheap-therapy-storytelling-show.com. Posts will be made in both locations until June 30, 2015. If you wish to stay in touch, please follow the CTT page so you don’t miss […]

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June 8, 2015

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Two-fer Sunday Fun Day: Men and Lesbians

Top 5 Things I Would Enjoy about being a Man 5. Raining hell-fire noxious gas and (a) not being affected by it personally and (b) suffer no sense of embarrassment. As a matter of fact, I might even look around and pretend like I don’t know what everyone else is talking about. 4. The expectation that when I […]

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June 2, 2015

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Cheaper Than Therapy – A Storytelling Show – GOES GLOBAL

BIG NEWS: THE FIRST TEN PEOPLE TO DONATE $5 WILL GET THE $10 LEVEL PERK! Check it out! I currently produce a live, local storytelling show called “Cheaper Than Therapy,” developed three years ago in the misty nether regions of my mind.          http://www.cheap-therapy-storytelling-show.com After selfishly keeping this show available only to those who […]

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May 27, 2015

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Chronic Exhaustion and How to Survive Being a Mother

I was born chronically exhausted, so once I had a child, any hope of ever feeling rested again went right out the window. And it’s not just when they are babies. It starts then and goes until you die.  My long-term affliction has morphed with regular mom-exhaustion into a Defcon 5 level of survival strategies. Here are my top […]

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May 24, 2015

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One Size Fits All

My ass. Actually, one-size-fits-all doesn’t fit my ass either. But right now, I’m talking about hats. I am not a petite woman. I could give a drag queen a run for her money in the shoe department, and my head is not small either. I contend it is all those brains stuffed inside, but you […]

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